• Sexcapade

    Running Late

    We were running late – which was typical. The bathroom was sticky and steamy as I stepped in to brush my teeth. He had the shower going already, hotter than I could stand it, and he was getting undressed. I frowned as the humidity clung to my freshly towel-dried skin. I should've waited until he was done to come back in, I thought, as I'd never be able to fix my hair in this soggy, moist air. I felt a hand on my ass and turned around with a smile. After living together over a year and a half, my nakedness usually goes unnoticed by B. but today he was…

  • Sexual Blather

    My Trysts In Print

    The good, the bad, the ugly – all of my recorded sexual thoughts & actions in print for posterity. I think that's a good thing (?). But really, you should check this book out – not because of my content (if you come here you've read all of that already) but because it's a wonderful compilation of amazing talent, sordid tales & stimulating kink. I thoroughly enjoyed every bit and am quite honored to be included among such interesting, witty, talented, funny and all-around remarkable lovers of sex & fun. In other words, buy this book!

  • Erotic Poetry

    Fuckless

    The reason for my long absences can best be described in this poem I wrote a few years back: fuckless Sex….. My long lost friend. I want to touch and be touched Feel and be felt Scream and make scream. I want to have sex And lose myself in ecstasy. I want to be fucked Without mercy. I want to be spanked And called dirty names. My desire burns red hot And my passion consumes me. I want to be taken, Used and abused. Take me, Fuck me, screw me, Make me scream, Make me cum. Someone fuck me, please.

  • Ask Bendis

    The Monroe Massage

    Joelle of Joelle for President is "dying to know" what the infamous Monroe massage is. Joelle, I'm glad you asked. It could quite possibly be one of the best moves in a woman's sexual repertoire. I can't take full credit for this particular act, as I actually got it out of a book years ago. To this day, however, I've never found anyone that's done it or had it done. The Monroe Massage This is purportedly named after Miss Marilyn Monroe herself, who, as rumor has it, was the first to make this an actual "act". To get the mood right, first light some candles all around the room so that…

  • Sexual Blather

    Some Thoughts

    Forgive the long absence, loyal fans – the nympho has been recovering from serious surgery. But I'm back – and better than ever. As I currently appear to going through a phase in my sex life that I like to term "the Sahara-Fucking Desert" I must come up with new things to post here for you all. It's just no fun for me going months without posting, and, I'd imagine, even less fun for those of you that come to read about my sex life regularly. In lieu of actual sex, I've decided to add a new category to the fray – "Carnal Contemplations". This is simply thoughts I've conjured…

  • Ask Bendis

    What's Kinky To You?

    And yet another (keep 'em coming, folks)… Desire: Have you ever been fucked senseless by more than one person? And by senseless, I mean sticky, quivering and barely able to move because of the number of orgasms you've had… Have you ever let someone film you getting fucked? Not just photographed, filmed… Have you ever thought, "Gods, I shouldn't be enjoying this, but I am…" during a sexual act? Sated: Though I've had sex with more than one person at a time, I can't say that I've ever been fucked "senseless" such as you describe. But that's certainly a goal to work towards! I actually had to think about this…

  • Ask Bendis

    Keys To De-Stress

    I asked for you to email me questions, things you desired seeing my answers to – and you haven't disappointed. Here's the first that I received: Desire: I would really like to hear about whether you like bondage, play rape, forced oral, etc…Whether you have ever fucked a woman with a strap on, or wanted to, whether being slutty is a good thing…your opinion on the cupric flavor of blood, and 1001 ways to destress your favorite guy Sated: Let's start at the beginning. I've had some definite experience in the BDS&M world, and was even, for a short time, an apprentice under a genuine DOM mistress. I enjoy most…

  • Ask Bendis

    Tell Me Your Desires

    So the nympho's sex life is null and void at the moment, which leaves me with few juicy stories to share. However, I did have an idea. I want to know what you desire. Let me rephrase that, ask me anything you want. What would you like to know, or hear about? Nothing is taboo and all questions will be addressed. I promise. Please, do email me your burning thoughts and inquiries… All answers and ensuing stories will be published here on the blog (you can be anonymous if you wish, just let me know). Remember, nothing is off limits. Give it to me hard.

  • Sexcapade

    Pleasure Times Two

    This nympho's sex life has been something akin to the Sahara Desert lately, folks – as you might have been able to tell from the lack of actual sex posts lately. So it brings me immense pleasure to bring you all a long awaited (by you and I) Sexcapade: He popped open a bottle of red wine moments after we both walked in the door. It'd been a long day for me – work, leaving early for a doctor's appointment, going to the DMV, going to the pharmacy, pre-rush hour traffic. I was grateful for the warm, bittersweet liquid as it trickled down my throat. We sat at our computer…

  • Sexual Blather

    On Bisexual Men

    My first boyfriend and I lived together for four years and had the wildest sex life I've had with anyone to date. We were both nymphos, and kinky ones at that with an open approach to sex that was as healthy as it was fun. We'd try just about anything once, and neither of us had any hang-ups about experiencing pleasure in whatever form it could be found. In other words, we were/are both bisexual. For those that don't know it, there is something absolutely amazing about bisexual men, and women that think it's too-unmasculine or consider it an unattractive thought are truly missing out. Perhaps it's that I've always…