The Monroe Massage

Joelle of Joelle for President is "dying to know" what the infamous Monroe massage is.

Joelle, I'm glad you asked. It could quite possibly be one of the best moves in a woman's sexual repertoire.

I can't take full credit for this particular act, as I actually got it out of a book years ago. To this day, however, I've never found anyone that's done it or had it done.

The Monroe Massage
This is purportedly named after Miss Marilyn Monroe herself, who, as rumor has it, was the first to make this an actual "act".

To get the mood right, first light some candles all around the room so that they are your only light. You should have on hand a good bottle of warming massage lotion, preferably one made for sexual acts as it's going to be getting in delicate places, ladies.

Strip naked, don your robe, and invite your man in for a relaxing, candlelit oil massage. Give him the best massage you can, kneading deeply. It really doesn't matter how good you are at massages, once this is over he won't remember your hands on him at all. The important thing here is to oil up his back as well as you can. Get it nice and slippery.

Once you have achieved this, don't say a word – just slip off the robe and straddle his back. Massage him with your whole body, gliding up down and his back using the oil.

Here comes the good part. As you're sliding around on him, find a good rubbing spot for your pussy. If you work around enough you'll be able to find just the right spot that will get you where you want to be – once found, move however you need to to create the right friction. That's right, girls, I want you to ride your man's back and get yourself off on him.

Trust me, once he hears you screaming out, "I'm going to cum" he's yours forever. Men love the idea of a woman using their body to get themselves off, without their having to do any of the usual hard work.

My little addendum to this is to roll off of him and say, "Now it's your turn." It won't take him long to get off once he's inside of you. You can do this doggy-style, if that's what he prefers, but him getting on top is nice too since he can glide nicely on top of you using the slick oil.

And that, my friends, is a Monroe Massage.

I'd *love* to hear how this worked out for anyone who has or is going to try it. In fact, if you send me your stories, I'll *post* them (anon if you prefer)! Let me know…