I promised details - and I always deliver.
Friday night arrived in a cacophony of mayhem - I had to work late and was, therefore, running late. I'd had possibly the most stressful work week of my life and was ready to kick back, relax, have a drink, and view some new sex toys (not necessarily in that order).
Oddly enough, I and my two friends arrived just on time. There were about 10 women there, most of whom I knew vaguely, and we all sat in a big circle in the living room around what, at first, appeared to be an alter to Aphrodite. It was covered in assorted bottles of oils and lotions and creams, and various other sexual playthings. The toys weren't out yet, but there was underwear and lingerie laid out as well.
The spiel was lightening quick and before the first 20 minutes were done, my hands and arms were covered in lotions and oils that served varying purposes, and my chest was aglow with glitter. We got to sample just about everything. I had the strangest taste in my mouth, since all of it was edible and I'd mixed it with my beer. There are oils and lotions for everything you can dream up. Like a Virgin was an oil that made your pussy tighten up for a tighter fit, there was one that numbed the back of your throat to kill your gag reflex, and even one that loosened up your asshole for anal penetration. I can't even remember half of what all I saw, there was such an assortment. It was a rich nympho's dream and a poor nympho like me's utter frustration. We took a short break as she picked up the bottles and laid out the real stars of the night - the toys.
I've never seen so many dildoes, vibrators, clit-suckers, butt plugs and weighted balls in all my life. I wanted one of everything. Of course, my meager paycheck does not allow for many sexually-oriented splurges, so I really had to get just what I desired the most.
Let me take the time now to introduce you all to my new friend who is as-yet-unnamed. His given name is the Jelly-Gyrating-Beaver and he's as fun as he sounds. I honestly wasn't going to buy a new vibrator. As I said, the one I have works just fine and is new. Yet as I sat there looking at the ones in front of me, I remembered that when I'm using a vibrator (outside of the tub) I always wished for something to also be vibrating on my clit. This is one of those deals you see with the little beaver on the top of the vibrator that stimulates your clit whilst the the other part is fucking you. I was in a mad rush to find batteries Saturday morning as soon as I woke up, and let me just say this about my new friend...wow. I really wasn't expecting it to be quite as good as it was. I'm sure you'll be hearing more about this new toy in posts to come.
The next purchase, that I'm equally as satisfied with, is a cream called Nympho Niagra. This was gotten on recommendation from the hostess of the party, a good friend and fellow-nympho-Scorpio. She raved about it, and I remembered another nympho-Scorpio friend telling me the same thing about the cream. I had to try this. As opposed to those warming-to-make-you-tingle lotions (which I'm not fond of) this is a cooling one. I will admit that I spent the better part of Saturday just rubbing this stuff on my clit and pussy while I went about doing my everyday chores. As soon as it would wear off, I'd dab on some more. It's listed as an "arousal stimulator" and I can say that I certainly was more aroused than even usual (which is really saying something). When P. dropped by to see my new toys and help me try them out, we were both amazed at just how much I came afterwards. I wasn't wet, I was sopping. So, if you can get some of this, do.
Not much else to report at this point. I've been playing with both of my purchases all weekend long, and as soon as money permits, intend to contact the saleslady and order a few more things. I promise to divulge any new and exciting exploits involving these new things...and you know, I always deliver.